The First Parenting Advice
Oh Wow!
Here’s now
Comes the motherhood
Your evolved womanhood
“A girl? Good”
Oh, it’s still fine
She’ll be wonderfully benign
But you mustn’t resign
The legacy of bloodline
Try once more or twice
Even attempt paying a price
Know it beforehand, it’s nice
Produce a boy, be precise
Was the first parenting advice.
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